Kiss My Country Ass: Archive

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So last night was a bit awkward.

It was so funny though. I didn’t really care how awkward it was. I went to one of the schools I’m applying to so I could take the placement test. (I’ll talk about how that went at the end of this post.) Now, please keep in mind that when I first went to see the school we ran into the guy I lost my vcard too. If you don’t know about that whole situation you should probably...

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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I hope Batman wakes up and texts me back soon. I...

I’ll write why later. You’ll NEVER believe what happened!

Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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Oh. Hey guys? Does anyone want to give me some...

I’m very bad when it comes to “the rules of texting”. Like, if a person stops answering you how long do you have to wait before it’s okay to text them back? When do you stop trying to contact a person after a certain about of tries? If a person says they can’t talk right now how long do you wait before trying to text them again? If a person is on Facebook but is...

Feb 29th

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I have my placement test today.

I’ve been trying to take it for weeks now. Today is the last day I can take it. So I actually have to show up and I can’t cancel this time. I’m so scared I’ll fail. I suck at math (but want to be a scientist so this should be fun) and I haven’t taken a test since I started being homeschooled. Maybe I can do some practice stuff while I wait? I’m not sure if...

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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To busy for me. Not to busy for Facebook. Yeah, this is why I hate people. >.< I really don’t like my “friends” sometimes.

Feb 29th

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colorsofthekat asked: 1, 5, and 11 :)

Feb 29th

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Anonymous asked: 95. went fishing? 96. helped with charity? 97. taken a pregnancy test? 98. been rejected by a crush? 99. been suspended from school? 100. broken a mirror?

Feb 29th

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Anonymous asked: 77. caught the stove on fire?78. got in a verbal fight?79. met someone famous?80. been on vacation?82. been on a boat?81. been on an airplane?83. broken something expensive?84. had surgery?85. kissed someone before I was 14?86. beat a video game?87. found something valuable on the ground?88. made a survey?89. stalked someone on a social network?90. prank called someone?92. spent over $100 shopping...

Feb 29th

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Anonymous asked: 60. been to a japanese steakhouse?61. wore make up?62. talked to someone via webcam?63. lost my virginity before I was 16?64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?65. kissed someone a different race than myself?66. snuck out of the house?67. bought porn?68. had a virus on my computer?69. had oral sex?70. dyed my hair?71. gone skinny dipping?72. graduated from college?73. wore someone else’s...

Feb 29th

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Dear Grandpa, My almost-boyfriend is doing things for a fraternity tonight. He’s going to be around people who want him to do things with another girl. More than likely he will drink and probably get drunk. Being drunk probably won’t help him to say no to the drunk girls who want to hook up with him. I also more than likely will not hear from him for the rest of the day/night. I do...

Feb 28th

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Anonymous asked: : 51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?: 52. been to a concert?: 53. had a three-some?: 54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?: 55. been in a car accident?: 56. had braces?: 57. learned another language?: 58. killed an animal?: 59. been at a yard sale?

Feb 28th

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Anonymous asked: : 40. broken a bone?: 41. been unhappy about my weight?: 42. won a trophy?: 43. cut myself?: 44. had an STD?: 45. got engaged?: 46. been on a diet?: 47. tried out to be on a tv show?: 48. rode in a taxi?: 49. been to prom?: 50. played a drinking game?

Feb 28th

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Does anyone know where I can find an orange plaid...

I’m really bad at shopping and I can’t find one anywhere. It needs to be something I can use to cosplay as Applejack from My Little Pony. I’m going a an Anime convention with some friends and we’re all going as a different pony.

Feb 28th

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Anonymous asked: : 31. showered with someone else?: 32. failed my drivers test?: 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?: 34. been outside my home country?: 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?: 36. had lice?: 37. gotten my heart broken?: 38. had a credit card?: 39. been to a professional sports game?: 40. broken a bone?

Feb 28th

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I just found out Batman isn't coming home for like...

That makes me sad. I hate college.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Uhm. Guys? What is this?

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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This I can do today to keep myself busy: Answer TMI’s Wish Johnny a happy birthday on Facebook Snuggle some guinea pigs Clean guinea pig cages Some more guinea pig snuggling Paint my nails Play COD Play Minecraft Play Dance Central Play Mario Kart Write in my diary Bake a cake Play temple run until I beat Jenny’s score ‘cause Jenny has the highest score...

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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You guys should all ask me lots of questions...

So this way it keeps me busy. So then I won’t sit here and stare at my phone. K?

Feb 28th

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So…What should I do today? Batman has to do stuff for the stupid fraternity. I used to not care if he was in a fraternity or not. But apparently two of the guys are trying to get him to hook up with some girl. Uhm. Not cool. But he keeps saying no and that makes me really happy. ^_^ I just really really hope alcohol doesn’t convince him to say yes. Plus, he’s not going to be...

Feb 28th

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Anonymous asked: : 21. been overweight?: 22. been underweight?: 23. had an eating disorder?: 24. been to a wedding?: 25. made fun of someone for being fat?: 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?: 28. been late for work?: 29. been late for school?: 30. kissed in the rain?

Feb 28th

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Anonymous asked: : 1. had sex?: 2. bought condoms?: 3. gotten pregnant?: 4. failed a class?. : 5. kissed a boy?: 6. kissed a girl?: 7. used a little paper bag for lunch?: 8. had a job?: 9. slipped on ice?: 10. missed the school bus?: 11. left the house without my wallet?: 12. bullied someone on the internet?: 13. sexted?: 14. had sex in public?: 15. played on a sports team?: 16. smoked weed?: 17. smoked...

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: Please learn to use read mores....

halfbakedrock: Tried, it wasn’t available on chats. :P Take a peek at things before you send me snippy messages, anonny-boo. <3 It definitely to this anon longer to send you a hate message than it would have just to scroll past your post and forget about it. Just laugh at the dumb people, Devin.

Feb 27th

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